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PORTRAITS
"OUTSIDER EYELID ART" ACRYLIC ON PAPER 19X24 *LIMITED PRINTS AVAILABLE
"GEOFF IS TOO HIGH TO WALK HOME" ACRYLIC /OIL PEN ON PAPER 10X14 SOLD
"AUBREY PLAZA IS LOOKING AT ME-I THINK" ACRYLIC ON CANVAS 16X19
'DAVID LYNCH LUNCH" ACRYLIC/OIL PEN ON PAPER 10X14 Quarantine Series *LIMITED PRINTS AVAILABLE
"ALCOHOLIC NOSE BUT THE SOUL OF A STONER/HEY GURL!" ACRYLIC ON PAPER 10.5x13.5 Visit Me Series **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"THEY'RE HIRING AT DUNKIN DONUTS/TELL ME EVERYTHING" ACRYLIC/OIL PEN ON PAPER 19X23 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"I LEFT MY ARMS IN SAN FRANCISCO BUT FOUND MY EARS IN PORTLAND" ACRYLIC/OIL PEN ON PAPER 19X24
"THE ELECTRICIAN KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE" /Quarantine Series ACRYLIC ON CANVAS 16X19 SOLD
"MY NAME IS LINDA RONDSTAT BUT IT'S PRONOUNCED 'PHIL'" ACRYLIC/OIL PEN ON CANVAS 18X23 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"CIRCLES ARE REALLY HARD"" ACRYLIC ON CANVAS 24X28 SOLD
"I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT I TITLED THIS PAINTING BUT IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THE GORGEOUS CLOSETED BOYS I DATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL SHOW CHOIR. WHO WAS KIND OF MEAN BECAUSE OF THE CIRCUMSTANCES" "THE ELECTRICIAN KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE/QUARANTINE" ACRYLIC ON PAPER 16X19 SOLD
"WEIRD BARBIE" *Limited Prints Available
"FROM THE BACK: A SMALL CHILD FROM THE FRONT: A 57 YEAR OLD TINY WOMAN WITH BACON ON HER FACE/VISIT ME" 7X10 Acrylic on paper /Visit Me Series **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"ROSIE LOVES RADISHES/BERKELEY CHILDHOOD" ACRYLIC/INK ON CANVAS 16X20 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"PHILLY PHONE AKA I'M GONNA KEEP CALLING UNTIL YOU ANSWER" ACRYLIC ON POSTCARD SOLD
"BUE EYE SHADOW GIRL/NORTHVIEW MIDDLE SCHOOL 1983" ACRYLIC ON STRETCHED CANVAS 16X20 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"Frieda For The Win" Painted with My Feet 12x16 SOLD
"BLUE EYE SHADOW GIRL/NORTH CENTRAL GRADUATING CLASS 1987" ACRYLIC ON STRETCHED CANVAS 16X20 SOLD
"Dan On The Carpet" Commission Acrylic/Oil Pen 16x19
"I PAID FOR THE BASQUIAT TICKETS" ACRYLIC/OIL PEN ON CANVAS 18X23 S0LD
"TO ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE STARTING WITH C3PO" ACRYLIC/INK ON CANVAS 18X23 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
""FERN DANCED NASTY WITH A CHAIR/SHE WAS KIDDING" Acrylic/Oil Pen 7x10 Visit Me Series **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"DON RICKLES ONLY SON' Acrylic on Postcard Paper 4x6 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"VISIT ME WITH PAINTERS TAPE ON YOUR MOUTH SO I KNOW IT'S YOU " This is one of those paintings that is better when you're standing right next to it. Or you're blind in one eye. ACRYLIC/OIL PEN ON STRETCHED CANVAS 20X25 Visit Me Series **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"CHRISTIE LIKES A FREE SAMPLE" ACRYLIC ON CANVAS BOARD 8X10 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"GNAW BONE CAMP SURE GOT CAMPY/FRED ACRYLIC/OIL PENS CANVAS 8X8 *LIMITED PRINTS AVAILABLE
"WERNER HERZOG WITH BELLS PALSY IF WERNER LOOKED NOTHING LIKE HE ACTUALLY LOOKS/BELLA OF THE BALL " acrylic on canvas 8x10 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"TELL ME EVERYTHING" Prints Available
"SELF PORTRAIT AS A GARBAGE TRUCK" Acrylic/Oil Pen 16x20 SOLD/LIMITED PRINTS AVAILABLE
'WEIRD DAY IN MARINA DEL RAY" Acrylic/Oil Pen/Ink on Stretched Canvas 20x16 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"PORTRAIT OF ME/YOU IN TIMES SQUARE IN THE 70'S" Acrylic on Canvas 20x16 SOLD
'WHERE PIGS HOLD THEIR TRAUMA" **LIMITED PRINTS AVAILABLE
"WE ARE ALL THE BAD WORDS" Acrylic/oil Pen on Index Card *LIMITED PRINTS AVAILABLE
LARGER WORKS
"OLDEST LADY IN THE BUILDING" Acrylic/Oil Pen on Stretched Canvas 30x24 if you don't like it that means you're shallow and THAT'S OKAY **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
Queen Of Lincoln Blvd/Rent Control" Acrylic/Oil on Canvas Found in Alley 54x40 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE It's hanging above my dining room table-not on the ceiling--but on the wall BEHIND the table.
"JESUS WEPT FOR THESE LIPS" COMMISSION/If you're ever in Seattle You Can Go Visit Her..but just look their windows. Don't bother them.
" CAN YOU BELIEVE IT/DAVID LYNCH IN GOODWILL " Acrylic /Oil Pen on Stretched Canvas 35.5x54 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
TELL ME EVERYTHING TOO" Acrylic on Canvas 36X25 **SOLD
once a woman-who was also named Lauren (rude)told me that she’d hired a Feng shui expert to prepare her home for love. The expert immediately told her she must get rid of any images there were of a human or animal alone. Even though I don’t follow the Feng Shui diet I was rattled by this and immediately started to make art with two humans and then moved on to small groups on the verge of a riot. Or game night.
'THE TWO JIMS" Acrylic/Oil Pen on Paper 8.5x11 *LIMITED PRINTS AVAILABLE
'FENG SHUI TO FRONT SEAT LOVE/DATING A NON CELEBRITY" ACRYLIC ON CANVAS 20X24 *LIMITED PRINTS AVAILABLE
“SHE’S LYING/I NEVER BUY CANDY AT THE HOME DEPOT “ ACRYLIC/OIL PEN ON STRETCHED CANVAS 18X24 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
Placemats From A Mexican Restaurant In Seattle
"That Ballerina Dog Walker Will Kick Your Ass #1" Placemats From Mexican Restaurant In Seattle/Bella Of The Balls Series 8.5x11 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"That Ballerina With A Swim Cap On Will Kick Your Ass #2 " Placemats From Mexican Restaurant In Seattle/Bella Of The Balls Series 8.5x11 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"That Lace Face Ballerina Will Kick Your Ass #3" Placemats From Mexican Restaurant In Seattle/Bella Of The Balls Series 8.5x11 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"That Narwhal Ballerina Will Kick Your Ass #4" Placemats From Mexican Restaurant In Seattle/Bella Of The Balls Series 8.5x11 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"That Ballerina At The Art Institute Will Kick Your Ass #5" Placemats From Mexican Restaurant In Seattle/Bella Of The Balls Series 8.5x11 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"That Ballerina Will Kick Your Ass #6" Placemats From Mexican Restaurant In Seattle/Bella Of The Balls Series 8.5x11 SOLD
"That Ballerina Who Smells Like Roses Will Kick Your Ass #7" Placemats From Mexican Restaurant In Seattle/Bella Of The Balls Series 8.5x11 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"Bust Stop" Acrylic/Oil pen on Placemat 14x10 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"COME OUTSIDE!" Acrylic On Placemats 14x10 Acrylic/Oil pen on Placemat 14x10 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"Molly Shannon And Some Other Actress In Italy/Showfolk" Acrylic on Placemat 14x10 Acrylic/Oil pen on Placemat 14x10 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
“SHE’S LYING/I NEVER BUY CANDY AT THE HOME DEPOT “ ACRYLIC/OIL PEN ON STRETCHED CANVAS 18X24 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"IS THIS THE GUY?" **Limited Prints Available
"SPEND FIDDIES PET KITTIES AND SUCK TITTIES/SPRINGTIME IN DC"
"TALKING ABOUT SPORTS" Acrylic on paper 7x10 SOLD
"DON'T LET ME TALK ABOUT MY EX" Acrylic/Oil Pen/Found Sticker 7x10/Visit Me Series **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"PRINCESS EMMA/I WILL CUT YOU/VISIT ME" Acrylic/oil pen on paper 8X11.5 Visit Me Series **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
'I FEEL LIKE YOU DON'T VALUE SILENCE" ACRYLIC/OIL PEN ON PAPER 8x11
"DON'T LET THAT HAWK SEE ME!" INK/MARKER/ACRYLIC ON PAPER 8x11.5
"WE NEED TO WORK ON YOUR SELF-ESTEEM/HERE'S A TINY CROWN/' Acrylic/Oil Pen/Ink/Pastels on Paper 8.5X11
'SELF PORTRAIT WITH RED HAIR/BIG SELLER" ACRYLIC/PEN/PASTELS ON PAPER 8X11.5 Visit Me **ORIGINAL/LIMITED PRINTS AVAILABLE
'DRIVE SLOW SO HE CAN SAY HELLO TO ALL THE ANIMALS" ACRYLIC/PEN/PASTELS ON PAPER 8X11.5 Visit Me **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"MISS PRIDE PALM SPRINGS" Acrylic/Oil Pen/Ink on Paper 8.5X11 ***ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"SPECIAL ARRANGEMENT IN PINK" ACRYLIC/PEN ON PAPER 8X11.5
"KICKED OFF ALL THE APPS" ACRYLIC/PEN/PASTELS ON PAPER 8X11.5 Visit Me **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
'I FEEL LIKE YOU DON'T VALUE SILENCE" ACRYLIC/OIL PEN ON PAPER 8x11
"ITTY BITTY TITTIE ROLLER COMMITTEE" ACRYLIC/PEN/PASTELS ON PAPER 8X11.5
"REMEMBER-WE AREN'T HERE TO SEE THE SHOW.....WE ARE THE SHOW" acrylic/ink/oil pen on paper 8.5x11 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"HERE'S SOME FLOWERS/BAD BREATH" Acrylic/Oil Pen/Ink on Paper 8.5X11
"IF YOU WERE ARTSY YOU'D GET IT"
"SELFISH LITTLE CLOD OF AILMENTS AND GRIEVANCES" INK/MARKER/ACRYLIC ON PAPER 8x11.5 SOLD
"I AM THE DJ I KNOW THAT YOU'RE GAY" Acrylic and Ink on Paper 8.5x11 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"REMEMBER TO BUY ICE COLD BEER" Acrylic/Oil Pen/Ink on Paper 8.5X11 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
BELLA PALSY AT THE BELLA BALL" Ink/Oil Pen 11x17 **ORIGINAL/LIMITED PRINTS AVAILABLE
"SOCIAL WORKER AS A CHILD"
"AFTER SCHOOL PICK UP/AFTER THE FIRES"
"LIL MA DID IT HER WAY"
'LOVELY DAY FOR A WALK ON THE BEACH IN A HASMAT SUIT!" Acrylic and Ink on Paper 8.5x11 *LIMITED PRINTS AVAILABLE
"SPOTTED IN WEHO" Acrylic/Oil Pen/Ink/Pastels on Paper 8.5X11 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"SAINT MONICA IS THE PATRON SAINT OF BATTERED WOMEN AND SPILLED PAINT Acrylic and Ink /8.5X11 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"SOMETHING....SOMETHING-HAIR NIPPLES" *LIMITED PRINTS AVAILABLE
SINGLE MOTHER SITS ON BENCH TO LET NAUSEA PASS AT MAGIC MOUNTAIN" CHARCOAL/PENCIL ON PAPER 8X9 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"COMMUNITY THEATER DIRECTOR" Charcoal on Paper /
“HE SAYS IT'S JUST RED PAINT I SAY IT'S BLOOD FROM HIS HEAD HE SAYS THE OLD MANS TIRED I SAY THAT OLD MANS DEAD- HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM HENRY AND KRISTIN" INK/CHARCOAL on Paper 8x12 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"UMBRELLA ARMS MAKE HUGGING HARD IN DENMARK" Ink on Paper 10x13 *LIMITED PRINTS AVAILABLE
"HOWS THE FAMILY" Charcoal/Ink on Paper /Bella Of The Balls Series 8x11 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
"LUCINDA WILLIAMS HANDY MAN BUT JUST FOR THOSE THREE DAYS" Ink on Paper 10x13 **ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
QUARANTINE SERIES
Samson Knew
Well, Jay Likes it
Faint Smell of Urine
Dina Coughed
Dina Coughs
Meter Maid
Hello Darling
The Daily
Wrong Side
Gina, You Forgot Your Earring
Dugie, Ya Ya
Kim Stroked Out at a Roller Rink
Am I the Only One Who Smells the Fires
She's Cute
For a Fat Person You're Looking Very Thin Today
Does the Pope Shit in the Woods
Submarine Jake
Chloe Misses Sundance
Alone Pile
Frida for the Win
Seraphina Robery
Allergies for Algernon
Quarantine Haircut
I'm Prettier in Person
Groove Dude
Unemployed Actor/Elephant Walking
She Hates Her Neck
Let Me Clear Your Throat
Dr Ed
Who Painted This?
Untitled 9
Flat Life/If Only Prince Wore Flats
The Secrets of Gnaw Bone Camp
Lady Swallowing
Hey
The First Circles
